I love a boy I haven't met yet. He'll plant me a tree and buy me a zoo. He'll share my passion for the French Revolution, show me a whole new world, be a mutant superhero, and love me when I'm no longer young and beautiful. I'll be the one he wants even though my sister turns everyone on, we'll paint with all the colors of the wind, and he'll serenade me with I Want It That Way. He'll have an eidetic memory and his middle name will be Monica.